First of all: Rob Zombie uses both explicitly sexual and violent, gory images in his stage show?? Why the fuck are you bringing your child to view that??

Second of all: Something about the BAYYYBEEEEEZ ears. Isn't loud constant concert noise bad for kids.

Third of all: THE PARENTS WERE NOT WATCHING HER. She was running up and down the stairs. Rob practically tripped on her when he walked by. (if you've been to a Zombie show, you'll know he does a walk through the seated crowd)

I literally cannot fathom bringing your sticky fuckling to a metal concert. Hire a fucking babysitter. Your 5 year old does NOT need to see clips from House Of 1000 Corpses. Not to mention the show ran till nearly midnight. Blah blah something about bedtime; I don't have one of those.

Anyway. The kid didn't ruin my enjoyment of the show or anything. I am just sort of... baffled.

(PS. if you have the chance to see Rob Zombie, go. John 5's guitar solos are worth it alone [thumbs up emoji])