Today I was walking and there was this uncontrollable Kid bumping into everyone, with the typical oblivious parent that hasn't got a clue whats happening. I see the kid running towards me and do everything in my power to avoid crashing into the kid. The inevitable happens and the crotch goblin bumps into me, tripping me to the ground. The kid caused me to scrape my knee, palm; & get covered in my coffee, burning me in the process with ruined clothes. I'm still on the ground visibly in pain, and the crotch goblin starts wailing. The parent comes over and has the audacity to blame me for the incident, without a single apology. After the incident, not even 5 minutes go by and another kid running bumps into me, head butting me in the nuts in the process.