Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details
1
33[M4F] Snowpocalypse Please
Post Flair (click to view more posts with a particular flair)
Author Summary
garpo3000 is a male age 33 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
Post Body

So it sounds like this week we'll be getting somewhere between 2 inches and 30 inches of snow, temps will be between negative 25 and positive 35 degrees farenheit, and the wind chill and "feels like" temp will get into a literal fist fight with each other to determine which fake metric sounds scarier.

Well I'm already on the couch watching reruns and ignoring work. Maybe you are too?

Maybe we should do something about it? Movie marathon? Pajama party? Chess tournament? Video game binge? Cooking together? Cuddling and backrubs? Something more? Something less?

All I know is I'd prefer not spending all of these cold days indoors alone. A friendly, smart, intelligent, fun, cute companion would be.... let's just say, incredibly appreciated.

Me: 33, white, single, successful professional. I live on the North Side, have my own place, normal friends, hobbies, and a car. I'm interesting enough, I guess.

You can be any age 18 . Be somewhat intelligent. You have to be single. Please no taken women. NO MEN. It's okay if you are shy. But please have something to offer here (i.e. conversation, personality, interest, hobbies, looks, SOMETHING.) If all of your responses are one word this isn't going to work.

Be nearby (ish) or be able willing to travel here. (Seriously, I've had people reply who were stranded in the suburbs with no car, completely afraid of public transit, and not willing to go anywhere. How do you live life that way?!) I'm more than willing to host or come to you.

This can be just platonic or turn into something more if there is chemistry. Physical/intellectual attraction would be ideal. But no pressure, let's see where it goes.Tell me a little about you! Age/location/interests.

Author
Account Strength
80%
Account Age
12 years
Verified Email
No
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
5,928
Link Karma
3,694
Comment Karma
2,186
Profile updated: 3 days ago
Posts updated: 1 week ago

Subreddit

Post Details

Location
They Are
a male
Age
33
Looking For
a female
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
2 years ago