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44 [M4F] Underemployed student? Barista poet? Let me be a sponsor. Like a Medici.
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disgracedcyclist is a male age 44 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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I'm an attractive, normal, professional, funny, fit, white executive. I'm looking for a regular illicit, seamy, awesome and fun time with someone I can spoil. I am and can be discreet if that's something that is important to you. I'm imagining someone college aged and fit who is clever, fun and pretty.

I know there are some women out there introspectively browsing Reddit thinking, "How can I find out if this is for me?" This is how you find out: send me a note and a picture. I am the wading pool. I am actually concerned that women who enter into this sort of relationship with me will find it so effortless and pleasurable and rewarding that they will become over-confident and end up as famous adult actresses or something. Basically, my fear is that I am some sort of gateway drug. Kind of like nicotine gum or training wheels. I'm getting off-track. The point is, you are going to think I'm awesome and I'm going to think you are awesome and it's also going to be financially rewarding for one of us. (Ahem...you)

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1 year ago