Are your BBC’s and BWC’s DOA in the CHI and so you LOL and SMDH because you’re mad AF? Have all the hung bulls claimed all the 23 year old hot wife college students looking for experienced older men that are horny for oldness in 6 different states simultaneously and want someone to stop by tonight and you need a backup plan? Then I’d like to introduce myself.

I’m just a dude, a regular dude, looking to meet someone and see where it goes. I’m in the process of a divorce and I’m looking for someone who isn’t in a rush to christen a new relationship. But just because I don’t want a commitment at this time, I am still down for monogamy.

I’d like to find someone who enjoys going out on dates but is just as at home spending nights in enjoying one another’s embrace.

I’m 420 friendly, so preference goes to smokers. But it’s definitely not a deal breaker. Just don’t have nagging thoughts on my recreational use. To me a perfect evening would be the two of us wrapped up in one another. I just made us that meal you love and we’re about to take my dog out on a nice early evening stroll. We share a passably rolled cone and we make one another laugh wildly at pop culture references and throw away lines from tv/movies. We get back to a cozy spot in the couch and plan our next move. Maybe catch a movie. Maybe we stream something on TV. Or perhaps we throw down on some Xbox or run out to a comedy club? The night is young, and we have one another, so the possibilities are limitless

Please note, I have a kid, and he’s my life. If you don’t want, or like, kids then we can’t be anything more than a casual hookup. While I’m not looking to jump into a committed relationship right away, shit happens and people fall in love unexpectedly. So make it clear up front you’re looking for a good time, not a long time, and we’re golden.

That being said you should hit me up if you’re at an age where you see a cute 44 y/o dad type and think “yeah, I’d totally smash that”. I’m just getting out of a shitty marriage and I am not above a purely physical relationship with a younger or older woman lol. Let’s be honest, we all have fantasies. I’d like to live out as many of mine before I find the next big love of my life

Please be independent. I don’t mind spoiling the right person, but I already have someone that depends on me 100%. Please be understanding that I don’t have unlimited time to give right now. I’m pretty much restricted to weekends. And please understand that my plans can change at a moments notice because, again, child at home. Emergencies happen.

Other than that I’m dope as fuck! Hit me up and I can send you SFW pics. But please be willing to trade.