I'm one part Martian, two part ninja, 65 percent vegetarian and the rest South Asian.
I like riding sharks, throwing briefcases, kayaking up waterfalls and surfing bulls. I like dogs but only when they're bipedal and wolf-like.
Most nights I leap from rooftop to rooftop. It is amazing exercise. Sometimes, it can be really tough especially in the city. Darn skyscrapers and their antennas. I also walk the dark allies at night, black out during the moon rises and end up in the forest preserve without my clothes.
People say I really change in the nighttime especially during full moons but where are those people now? I need more answers. Why do I howl in the nighttime?
Looking forward to meeting someone nice here, but really I require an adult girl who breathes underwater and on land. She must also be a good kisser, be a world class samurai, an excellent stand up comedian and be able to outrun zombies. Fast zombies. Last girl was too slow.
My favorite hotspots are volcanoes, thermal vents and in the dryer on high heat with wrinkle guard on.
To relax, I take to the high seas in my ship and steer through high ocean currents and raging storms. It's so calming until you get shipwrecked.
Last thing I read was "No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again". That's how I met Phil, he likes guns.
Speaking of religion, once I knew a man who tried to play god and he was really good but, then the director yelled cut and started begging him for forgiveness.
Thank you for the visit.
Email me and let's get a glass of water. Put your middle name in the subject.
Guess what movie my headline is from and I'll buy you a drink in person.
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