As the countdown to 2025 begins, we all hope in that brief moment to be united by a single, collective delusion - that midnight summarily ushers out everything that was bad about 2024 so we can, once our body processes the metabolic byproducts of too much alcohol, start anew in 2025. In a frantic air of optimism, we toast to these aspirations - exercising more, helping others, learning something new, reducing stress, releasing more endorphins, and learning to cook more than pasta!
Rather than watch our resolve whittle down these resolutions one-by-one over the balance of January (or the first week of January), wouldn't it be great if there was a single resolution that encompasses all of these (except for the culinary part)? In my humble estimation, resolving to have more (and better) sex in 2025 does! And it's something we'll enjoy doing - why trudge to the gym at 5:30 in the morning in the sub-zero January windchill when it's possible to burn calories in the warm comfort of a bed. Or a shower. Or a kitchen counter. Or a divan.
Surely there's at least one attractive, intelligent, and rational woman in Chicago nodding in agreement. And perhaps you've even had a spate of unfulfilling sexual encounters in 2024 (which is almost worse than celibacy) so this solves another need beyond the resolve of self betterment.
Will keep this short - I've either piqued your interest or not. I'm an attractive, intelligent, and fun-loving Chicago professional who is hoping at least one woman is looking to start 2025 with a bang. Figuratively and literally.
So that I know you're real, put your favorite sexual position in your response.
Happy New Year.
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