Oh, look, it's another married guy.

It's the same old story so I won't belabor the point. Dead bedroom at home, and looking to spice things up with some clandestine adventures. I totally get it if that's a dealbreaker for some/most, so no hard feelings, but if you're really into being the "other woman," we can absolutely have some fun.

About me:

• 6'3"
• generally been told I'm good looking (dark hair and eyes, well-kempt beard, approaching that salt and pepper look)
• average build, think dadbod-ish with a bit of muscle
• hygienic (amazing that this needs to be emphasized)
• STI-free and frequently tested
• vasectomy'd (which I understand is a positive in this political hellscape)
• kinky and experienced
• generally tend to naturally slide into more of a pleasure-dom/soft-dom role (it’s not a successful time until you’re begging me to give you release and then later begging me for a break)
• strong emphasis on consensual kinkiness

About you: open minded, excited by the taboo nature of this, and discrete. I like the idea of exploring kinks and fantasies and fulfilling them for people, so it helps if you have an idea what those are, but I’m also very open to the idea of helping someone explore their kinky interests and try new things. I generally don't have a "type," but prefer to chat and see if the vibe is right.

If we connect, I'm absolutely open to a variety of connection dynamics. Maybe this is a one-time thing. Maybe it's a more regular kind of FWB connection. Maybe we just make out over drinks for a while and go our separate ways. Maybe we begin a long and torrid affair during which our mutually toxic traits destroy each other. All of it sounds fun.

So, that’s it. That’s the post. If this sounds fun, shoot me a message and we can see where things go. There’s some pictures on my profile, but I’m happy to share more once I’m sure you’re not trying to ruin my life.