I had a bit of a hard day and I need a clever night owl to take my mind off of things. Nothing too terrible, nothing that needs dwelling on. I don’t wanna wallow, I’d like to flirt and banter!
Can you do that for me? Can you be my clever girl, just for tonight? Or longer, if you want.
I’m pretty smart and fun. My wit? Rapier. My sharpness? Tack-like. My brains? Well…I can’t think of another little idiomatic analogy, but they’re big! Plenty big, believe me, no problem there. With my brains.
ANYWAY
Let’s chat? I know it’s late. Don’t be a wimp. Be cool, hang out. Sure we all have to get up in the morning! But maybe you wake up with a smile on your face, yeah? Before getting like the biggest coffee because you couldn’t stop talking to me.
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