Today would mark about 1 year officially since I have FUCKED. Long story short(no sob or pity just background info) I divorced my wife and forgot to realize that my last 10 years was nothing but back to back serious relationship into goddamn marriage. So safe to assume my game is non existent, my social life has about as much excitement as the queen of England herself. I work so much and the time I do have off is mainly late night so unfortunately dating apps were my best bet to socialize or possibly start dating again. Well, they suck, they all fucking suck. No one can keep a conversation long enough to even come off as interesting, let alone attractive to me and i guess as i get older my patience for dating is more cut and dry. Being a sex-enthusiast (cus addict just sounds bad) I also feel my depraved body just crumbling like a granola nature bar inside me. I want to fuck someone until we sweatin' baby. I'm talking like, Papa John's early 2010's commercials. Have you ever had to tell your partner "wait, lets take a break from all this FUCKING"? No? Me neither, lets test that out. I wanna eat some pussy and slurp it like if it was the last ice cold modelo in the dessert. I wanna suck on your titties for so long that I mistakingly think you were the woman who birthed me. I wanna slap and play with your booty cheeks so hard that I revert to Sponge-gar that caveman version of SpongeBob and "oonga-oonga" the night away. I'd like to think I'm a pretty decent looking guy. Got a fetish or kinks? Let's explore em. Wanna try new things? I'm your guy. Something casual or discreet? I ain't seen shit. Looking for prince charming? I got your slipper right here baby. I'm a god damn chameleon that adapts to everything regardless the pain life throws at me with an open mind and a bigger heart. Fuck it, let's just meet up and go get some tacos, on me.

Day 355 being a born again virgin:

the vacuum cord slightly brushed against my upper thigh so smoothly I said "so what you tryna do?"

(godireallyneedfriendslmao)