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Many of us (myself included) seemingly have the same mundane list of new year's resolutions - be more physically active, meet new people, broaden personal horizons, lead a less stressful life, etc. However, why not combine many of these into a single resolution...finding someone with whom to have regular, great, and uncomplicated sex.
Neither of us is resolving to find that "let's build a future together" relationship, but we are looking for someone who is smart, funny, interesting, and also happens to enjoy great sex without the complicating factors.
I'm well educated, well rounded, well traveled, well endowed, rapier witted, orally inclined, and easy-on-the-eyes - in a different world you might want to introduce me to your friends; however, in this reality, friends needn't know what they're missing. They'd only be jealous of the copious amounts of sex and mind-altering orgasms.
For those who are more numerically inclined, I'm 5'9" and 175 lbs.
Ideally you are sane enough to recognize that posting and/or replying to this is rather amusing, but despite our better judgement, here we are - rainmakers of dirty fun who appreciate good conversation as mental foreplay, believe in science and making our own adventures.
Why not start 2024 with a bang - literally and figuratively. Or even end 2023 with one. So that I know you're real, put your favorite sexual position in the subject line of your response.
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