Hi all! I'm a long-time reader, first time poster here. :) As the title reads, I'm looking for a FWB for my wife and I (and possibly, occasionally, another beautiful blonde bestie!) to enjoy with what we have left of yet another gorgeous Chicago summer, and hopefully beyond!

I'm an outgoing/extroverted 37yo cis, pan, poly, GL white male, 5'9", fit build with green eyes and short brown hair (tbh, though, it's appproaching more silver than brown these days! 🙈). Also a TOTAL socialist/leftie labor organizer/policy dork, cyclist, car geek, voracious reader, audiophile and outdoor enthusiast, looking for a person of a like mind to bike around the city with, hang at the beach with, explore new restaurants/bars/museum exhibits/bands with etc. etc, then explore one another afterward! ;)

My wife is 33, 5'8" and strikingly beautiful. Think a young, thick-in-all-the-right-places Julia Roberts. She's more introverted than I and probably wouldn't join us on a lot of our daytime adventures, but IS intensely curious about the three of us trying her first BBC. She'd need you to have the patience and caressing touch to help her that first time, though!

Lastly, I've got a recently divorced, smoking hot, blonde, 5'9" gf that is a TOTAL slut for BBC and would probably hyu for your, ahem, services whenever she's in the city to visit! Between the three of us, your calendar could quite quickly fill up! :)

Speaking of city, please live in Chicago. Sorry suburbanites, commuting for dick is no fun for anyone :( Also be DDF and vaxxed to the max. Also also, one word responses of "hey", etc. need not apply. Nor do unsolicited dick pics, haha.

I do hope you that you're out there somewhere and DM me upon reading this (please DM, I can't read comments in chicagor4r for some reason). I look forward to chatting! Xo