Hey 🙃

That's my favorite emoji, btw. I am playful and silly. I like laughing and making funny faces.

And I'm ready to find my husband.

Above all, I'm looking for something wholesome. You know, cuddles and you kissing my forehead and holding me close at the waist and you reading to me. I'm looking to be deeply understood and seen. Let's talk for hours and hours about our hopes and dreams and insecurities and fears.

And going mini golfing or playing board games or splashing around in the lake (do you know how to paddleboard? I've never done it, but it seems cool) or having a picnic or apple picking or pumpkin carving (maybe I'm getting too into the fall here, ha.)

Trad Wife-ish

Sometimes I fantasize about quitting my job because I'm pregnant (and in that scenario, I would have already been married.)

Which is to say that I would love to be a stay at home mom. I'd love to take care of our home and children and pack adorable lunches with cute, loving notes.

But...admittedly, I don't know much about taking care of a home. I don't know how to make a steak or have much knowledge about cleaning, but I want to. I love the idea of a partner teaching me how to do things.

And that includes sex. I've had my share of shitty sexual experiences, and my default is sorta hesitant/awkward. That's why I'm leading with the wholesomeness. I think a wholesomeness foundation will help me feel safe with sexual situations.

I'd love to have a partner who helps me explore my body with patience and curiosity and joy. And then I'd love to show my appreciation in spades, you know 😊

Our Team

I want to be a badass team. Let's exist in a cycle of mutual adoration (while navigating difficulties with kindness and grace and regularly cultivating forgiveness.)

I'm ready to meet you. I'm ready to smile and laugh and sip a milkshake through one straw while you sip it through a different straw. (Or alternate drinking out of one straw.) I want to support you, as you support me.

If this feels like a full body yes, send me a message. I prefer to hop on an audio call right away and then hopefully meet in short order.

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Are you? Then come scoop me up 🍦

p.s. I love receiving words of affirmation. I’d be delighted if you included some compliments in your reply. Or an audio note with words of affirmation included!