Neither of us is looking for that "let's build a future together relationship; nor are we looking to abandon standards in this search for a carnal denouement. I'm looking for someone who is smart, funny, interesting, good looking, and also happens to enjoy great sex without the complicating factors. Ideally you are looking for the same.
I'm also well educated, well rounded, well traveled, well endowed, rapier witted, orally inclined, and easy on the eyes - in a different world you might want to introduce me to your friends; however, in this reality, friends needn't know what they're missing. They'd only be jealous of copious amounts of sex and mind-altering orgasms.
For those who are more numerically inclined, I'm 5'9" and 175 lbs. I have bright blue eyes, brown hair, and incredibly strong fingers from many years of classical piano. For what that is worth...
Ideally you recognize that posting and/or replying to this is rather amusing, but despite our better judgement, here we are - rainmakers of dirty fun who appreciate good conversation as mental foreplay, believe in science and making our own adventures.
So that I know you're real, put your favorite sexual position in the subject line of your response.
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