My hands shake as I text “I’m here” to Piper (a fake name)with the familiar blonde bitmoji that had taken over my Snapchat for days. Could this be real? I had seen her pictures. She sent me a short video too. As a toddler dad who WFH I have trouble taking any time or doing anything for myself. So taking a leap like this is so crazy!

A small spike of anxiety strikes my chest as the message is opened and the “typing” icon appears.

“I can’t wait 😛 come to the door”

That was her favorite emoji because it reminded her of the Pokémon, lickitung, which we joked was apt for her personality.

One last deep breath to steady my resolve. As I exit my car and walk to the door of her apartment complex. A vague figure appears behind the reflective glass.

In an instant my anxiety flips from nervousness to excitement. Piper looks exactly like her pictures, smiling in the doorway waving to me. Unassuming and cute. Her hair pulled up and wearing Heather grey yoga pants with a pink quarter zip pullover

We hug and make some small talk on the short walk to her apartment. She liked the restaurant I recommended and appreciates the info since she’s relatively new. I begin to get aroused subtly checking out her butt as she leads me amidst a trail of light sweet fragrance from her products.

Her roommate is at work and she took the day to WFH. Typical mid 20s apartment filled with ikea furniture and decor from Target. She led me to the couch and walked herself to the kitchen. She took out two water bottles but I nervously declined. My heart beating in my throat and my stomach in knots.

She correctly guessed that I was still a little wound up and said “let’s fix that” and pulled her sweater up and over her head revealing her “sexy” bra we talked about with the sheer white lace cups and fixed her hair again before taking her position between my knees.

She told me she hates when men try to mansplain their BJs. So I was to sit back, put my hands behind my head, and let her prove herself. Boy did she! I won’t go into specifics but she enjoyed the power she had and I certainly benefited. We finished neatly, as discussed, and after a minute to collect myself she led me to the door. Our arrangement was to be one and done but I’ve never forgotten her and our time

To appease the auto mod here’s a description of me. I’ve got a slim-athletic frame, average height, and handsome in a nerdy Adam Scott kind of way. I look like (and could be) your neighbor.

Thank you for reading and hope you’re intrigued. Let me know how we can make this happen and have a memorable time ourselves 😘