To scroll through this sub, you'd think it'd be easy to find a suitable fwb. But the reality is that most guys who post here aren't what I'm looking for. And most of the replies I get to this post will be men who don't meet my requirements. So, for the love of all that is good, if you meet them and are interested, please message me!

Also, some guys have this notion that if they aren't one of the first replies, then they don't have a chance. For me, that's totally backwards. The first wave of replies are all people who didn't read the whole post and will just send "hey" and will be immediately ignored. The people who take the time to send a thoughtful message are guaranteed a response, regardless of when they send it.

If this post is up, I'm still looking!

I'm searching for a pretty standard fwb situation. Someone I can be friends with and also have fun sex with. We'll hang out, watch tv, cuddle, and fuck. I have a high sex drive and I need someone who enjoys a lot of vigorous sex.

I'm single, white, 38, female, ddf, 420 user, laid back, and easy to hang out with. 5'4", curvy mombod with ample tits and ass. I will share face and full body pics right away and ask that you do the same.

You need to be 35 , single (or the ethical equivalent, ENM/poly is fine), and able to host in the nw burbs.

These requirements will filter out 99% of the replies I get. I'm not kidding. It's literally 1 in 100 guys that will be 35 , single, and in the nw burbs. I've made a ton of these posts and every single time, the results come down to a 1% success. And then it's a crapshoot of whether or not that guy and I actually vibe. So, if you meet these requirements, please please please message me. At least to let me know you guys actually exist out there!

I cannot host and will not travel to Chicago or the south/southwest burbs. If you don't have a consistent hosting location in the nw burbs, we won't work out and you will be wasting our time messaging me.

Aside from all that pragmatic stuff, I'm pretty easy going and open-minded. Good conversation is a must but height, weight, dick size, etc doesn't matter as long as you're confident with yourself. I like to ogle and grope and want someone who enjoys receiving that kind of attention.

Anyhow, send me a message that has some info about yourself. Include some face and/or full body pics. Let's chat and see where things go.