I want to give an opportunity to someone like myself. I dream of seeing an ad like this where I live. I know what it feels like to have this side of you that very few, if anybody, knows about. Guys like us can never host. You can't just pop out to meet someone that's "looking now". You need time to formulate plan and alibi. Even if you know someone to play with, if they also can't host, you don't wanna get caught doing anything in public. I'm here with a limited time answer to all of these problems.

Who am I? White dude, 5'11" ~260 lbs. Shaved head, long beard. A nice, regular dad type of guy. If you're familiar with the "daddy bear" type, that's me. (don't call me Daddy) Fully vaxxed, DDF, 420 friendly.

Who are you? You MUST be a married dad. I want someone that will appreciate this as much as I would were the roles reversed. I also want someone that has as much to lose as I do. Race is unimportant, age is mostly unimportant. Fully vaxxed, DDF, hope you like 420 too. Be a decent, regular dude. No racists or Trump supporters, but I repeat myself....

What are we gonna do? Frotting, mutal JO, mutual oral. If we get along well, maybe I'll let you top me the next time I come to town.

What's the plan? You would come and meet me in a public place near my hotel. If things feel good, I'd want you to show me a picture of you with your wife and kid(s). I just want to see it, that's it. I'm inviting a stranger to my hotel room and I need to feel safe about it. This is the cost of admission, period. If you do that, you can come up and we'll have some fun. I'll show you one too, if you want. Hell, I want you to feel safe as well.

What's next? Send me a DM and give me your basic stats. Tell me a little bit about your past experiences with men, if you have any. Tell me why I should pick you. Do not send me any dick pics at this time. I'm gonna want to chat a bit. How the vibes feel will play a lot into who I may choose. Faceless nude body pics will be exchanged at some point. I'm not sure yet which day/time is going to work best yet. I took the time to be very clear and specific about what I'm looking for. Don't come playing in my inbox.