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47 [M4F] #Northbrook - The Fresh Prince
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Mediocre-River5537 is a male age 47 looking for a female in Northbrook
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Now, this is a story all about how our lives got flipped upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right right down I'll tell you how I became The Fresh Prince of this Affair. In the middle of Chicago is where we played Because at home something was missing for most of our days I put this post on Reddit, trying to act cool Then you messaged me directly, hoping I wasn't another tool
We hit it off real fast, things became great
We laughed together, made love and sent messages, stayed up late Our Opsec was perfect so no one got scared And that was the beginning of our awesome, connected love affair

Alright, I know this was a little corny, but I am someone that doesn't take toothemselves to seriously and I am looking for someone similar.
Someone to laugh with, chat with and fill in those emotional and physical gaps in our relationships that we are both missing.
A little about me, I am in decent shape, I like to think I am funny if you like your jokes sarcastic and as dry as a good Bordeaux. Above all else, I am respectful and not a jerk. This isn't my first foray into this, so you don't have to worry about G and G. The guilts and the ghostings.

Thank you for taking part in reading my beautiful, not quite original work of creative poetry.

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a male
Age
47
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a female
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