I know you’ve been waiting for this super catchy post all afternoon because the weekend is almost over and you want someone to talk to to help you cope with that.

I won’t list all the boring stuff because, well you saw that the past 57 post.

Fruit Stripe was the best gum ever made.

I’m convinced coffee was really created to be cold.

I enjoy beer a lot. Not your regular beer though. I like finding quality small breweries and trying the stuff the bartenders uncle made in their warehouse.

Because of beer, I have an intimate relationship with the gym. It’s pretty toxic but I’m trauma bonded to a barbell and bumper plates.

I also enjoy a small pond with a fishing pole and no one around to talk to.

I’m a pretty big athlete. Not bragging but I can do pretty much any kind of dunk on my nerf hoop that hangs on the door to my bedroom.

If you wear socks to bed, we gotta talk about who hurt you.

Talk to you soon!