Blitzkrieg is a small, insane goblin. He stands roughly three and a half feet tall, and tends to make... interesting weapons. He is relatively old, for a goblin, at 43. He only weighs 47lbs. His attire is quite formal, a tailcoat, slacks, and tophat covered by a breastplate and armored boots. The tophat has a pair of welding goggles that usually act as a hat band, even when he is welding. He has amber eyes, light green skin, and black hair. Without the tophat, he would appear to have lost a fight with a light socket. He has a very well kept mutton chop mustache that he is quite proud of. Oddly for a goblin, he has very nice teeth, and all of them. He is eccentric, tending to mutter to himself, and he startles easily. All in all, your standard twitchy pyromaniac. Despite this, he sees himself as better than standard goblins, and to that extent, most other creatures. He is fiercely intelligent, rather wise, but not particularly likable. As far as goblins are concerned, he is strong, but he is not as swift.

His main weapon is what he calls the "Blast Hammer," a warhammer with a built in firing mechanism. It has an almost shotgun-like pump on it and he uses it to overload a fire crystal with air. Upon impact, the hammer emits a firey explosion, with a sound similar to a shotgun blast. He does realize that the explosion is unnecessary. He does not care

He also carries a small flintlock pistol and a backpack full of his weapon crafting supplies. At any moment, there can be as many as seven different rough prototypes of weapons he has thought of, from a spear that becomes a warpick, to a sword that becomes an axe, to a rapier that can uncoil into a long strand of flexible razorwire.