In a private conversation with a denizen of this subreddit, I was informed that there may have been a curse placed upon this subreddit once upon a time by an angry poster, and this might be preventing a good community from gaining a foothold on this page.

... well... that just simply will not do.

probably best for my plans to start with an exorcism, then.

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Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte
et omnis legio diabolica
adjuramus te.
Cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.

Vade, Satana, inventor et magister
omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis.
Humiliare sub potenti manu dei,
contremisce et effuge, invocato a
nobis sancto et terribili nomine,
quem inferi tremunt.

Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine.
Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire
te rogamus, audi nos.
Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris,
te rogamus, audi nos.

Terribilis Deus de sanctuario suo.
Deus Israhel ipse truderit virtutem
et fortitudinem plebi Suae.
Benedictus deus. Gloria patri.

I HEREBY REROUTE ALL CURSED ENERGY THROUGH AN ABSOLUTE VALUE FUNCTION AND DEVOUR IT IN THE FORM OF USEABLE FENGSHUIPOWER!!!

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SO IT IS WRITTEN! SO IT IS DONE!