✨✨✧˖°.Are you the one for me??˖°.✧✨✨

IMPORTANT NOTES !!!:
1: Yes my name is a joke.
2: This is an alt because my main would be in breach with rule 10 (i don't post nudes but audio's (only acted, no touching or anything) ) this however still potentially breaks that rule so i am on this account instead! This means that you will receive a reply slightly slower and sadly there is no selfie on this account you can look at, really sorry about that! But i will try my best to check regularly on this account! :)

VOICED VERSION ON PROFILE (it's just me reading this post to hopefully convey my personality better in speech :) Feel free to just read the post on your own if you prefer. Timestamps below for if you want to skip to certain parts.)

Our relationship: ₊˚⊹♡ [1:23]

To start i will say a bond is far more important to me, i don't want you to be just a submissive to me. Also i am monogamous only! i will not ever share you.

1. A girlfriend i can dump my love into.
2. A best friend to play games with watch anime / series or movies with and just hanging out with in general.
3. A perfect little subby girl for me!

I find it important you live near my timezone (CET) and big big bonus points if you live in the Netherlands or close to because i am looking to bring this to irl and it is a lot easier to have a first meet the closer you are :)

I would like to also further push on the note that i find it very important that we can game together on PC, sometimes i just run out of topics and i can bond a lot over just hanging out and doing something together! My love language is quality time together!

Our dynamic: [9:27]

For me i am used to a light ddlg dynamic without ageplay. In said dynamic it is more or less normal dom/sub you are a cutie and you like cute things. We also have a deeper bond than normal and you would be given some basic rules. I like to tailor the dynamic to the person i am with so it can change a lot depending on you!

I will also note I DO NOT SWITCH. There will be ZERO dynamics where i am submissive.

Limits: ❌ [11:33]

Ageplay towards toddler (a little ageplay is completely fine but not too much), ABDL, bodily fluids and solids. Obviously there is more!! But i think these are the main ones. If you are worried something may conflict you can ask me!!

About you: [12:27]

• Sweetest cisgender girl aged 18-25
• Likes cute things
• Enjoys hanging out and doing things together like playing games or watching something!
• Values a bond outside of a dynamic

Experience not needed!! I feel like in a long term relationship the amount of time you are inexperienced will be vastly overshadowed by the amount of time you are experienced. The only thing i ask of you is that you need to be relatively sure this is what you like.

Brats are welcome! Not a requirement at all but if you were worried about that there you go.

About me: 👈🏻 [17:05]

• 28 year old goofy guy who breathes sarcasm and bad jokes.
• All my jokes are funny because there is always someone laughing (Me)
• I love playing games(PC), board games, watch anime / series and movies and a few more things!
• 182 CM tall with a muscular dadbod body type
• I have a medium beard.

Kinks: bdsm, ddlg, cnc, temperature play, degradation, humiliation, impact play, choking (there is a lot more but we can discuss those later!)

I would class myself a medium dom! Caring and loving like a soft dom and punishments and degradation as a hard dom, I praise and i degrade.

Last notes: 📝 [24:50]

DON'T expect me to dominate you right away or even within 2 weeks. You only get that if you have earned it!! And if i like you!

That's it!!! Hope to find the sweetest girl in the world soon! Send me a dm and don't you dare worry about me already being busy / talking to someone else because TRUST ME i only get 2 responses per post on average 💀💀

Things you can use to break the ice:

• Tell me a bit about yourself (age, location, hobbies)
• if you play genshin or honkai star rail let me know your favorite teams i love hearing about those :)
• What is your favorite cozy game if any? example: animal crossing.
• What are some fun facts about you?
• you can answer any of these or just answer only the first one it's all fine!!!!
• if you for whatever reason can't message me right now due to lack of karma or account age or whatever feel free to bookmark my profile so you can come back later.

And hey you! Yes you! Don't you dare do that again where you spend 5 minutes writing out a message only to hold your backspace key and delete it all!!!!! It is stinky shy people like you i usually like the most! So don't you dare do it!!!!

Just look at the icebreakers above and you'll do fine i promise!! :)