I can't believe that I am posting this on my regular account. I want you to know that I'm a real person. My history is scarce, but it's there. Enjoy my neurodivergent af post. If you are unwilling to read my whole post...don't bother messaging me.

Please have a personality outside of kink. Have interests outside of kink. Be a whole person!

My vanilla interests include:

1. Going to concerts and loud music
2. Building Legos
3. Travel- I'm so prone to being burnt that tropical locations aren't number one on my list. But, it's still fun! Ha, I got sunburnt on the side of my face in the car! Why don't cars have UV protective windows?
4. I enjoy the occasional video game. Right now, I'm playing Echoes of Wisdom. But I'm stuck on a part. Sigh.
5. I enjoy watching music theater but I haven't watched very many...but I'd like to! Come watch some with me? I couldn't act to save my life (I'm even a bad liar). But but but I was in Seussical the Musical in college. I can't sing...but I was part of the ensemble.

I'm looking for a dom of the daddy variety. I am hoping to find something that eventually leads to TPE. It muuuust be with the right daddy. There needs to be trust. I'm looking for a daddy who can take on more of a caretaker role- make me eat breakfast...don't let me stay up until midnight on a work night. Give me punishments (spanking, writing lines, etc etc). I want a daddy who cares.

I want a daddy who kinda micro manages.

I'd love to have good night calls while we are far. I want a daddy who is soft but also knows when to be firm. Think you can wrangle my sassy self?

I'm looking for a patient daddy who can help me learn. I don't drive but maybe he can help me learn how to drive...or he can let me be his passanger princess.

Please tell me your favorite color to show me you read this part and didn't skim.

My HARD limits- do not ask me to budge 1. I am not a masochist. So, therefore, I am NOT looking for a sadist. If you are a sadist, do not message me. 2. I do not like smacking. I don't want to be slapped around. BUT I'm ok with spanking. Two different things. 3. I don't want to add a third person and I don't want to be a third person. I don't want an open relationship. I'm the only princess a daddy needs. So, why does he need another? 4. I'm not a switch. I'm 10000% a sub. 5. I am not interested in a breeding fetish.

Bonus points if you have facial hair and like voice chatting. I don't want kids.