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Thank you for stopping by to learn about the Mechadaddatron 9000. This is the latest and most feature-packed dynamic, user-friendly BDSM/Ddlg companion perfect for the needy princess who absolutely requires attention all of the time or the strong, bosslady who needs affection in an on-demand fashion.

Driven by the latest HI (Human Intelligence) technology, you can use the Mechadaddatron 9000 worry-free, with 100% zero risk of a violent robot uprising leading to the destruction of the world as you know it. His CPU and engine have the latest pro-human firmware installed, which includes supporting universal access to healthcare, access to reproductive health, higher taxes on the wealthy, more regulation and accountability of law enforcement. For a full description of the built in philosophy, simply state the following propmt to your your Mechadaddatron 9000: "please tell me about your ideological beliefs."

This latest model comes with a rugged design made up of a calcium-based alloy. The unit has a height of 172cm in length (approximately 5 foot, 8 inches) and weighs 77kg (approximately 170lbs). This design gives him a low center of gravity and a sturdy design resistant to accidental tip-overs and high wind.

He is s equipped with advanced gyroscopic sensors and motors that enable it traverse the most rugged terrain. The patented "Daddysaurus arms" are fully articulating and can provide piggyback in nearly any environment. He requires biofuel readily available any any grocery or convenience store and only produces water vapor and negligible amounts of carbon dioxide. This makes him completely safe for extended use indoors.

Additionally, he comes standard with an IP67 rating (can be subjected to splashing can be submersed in water for short periods of time) and includes a self-drying feature so he can accompany you to the beach, waterpark, or for romantic walks or games of tag in the rain.

The Mechadaddatron 9000 also comes with several optional packages you can choose to customize your model, as shown below.

🔲Family entertainment package (includes 100 family-friendly dad jokes preloaded, additional jokes can be downloaded using your home internet connection)

🔲 Karaoke package (can sing along with you to your favorite songs, although song quality will vary by connection quality)

🔲 Self-driving mode: Your Mechadaddatron, when give the keys to your vehicle, can drive you to your destination safely and quickly with absolutely zero input from you, giving you a chance to relax after a long day.

🔲Adult entertainment package: Your Mechadaddatron, when set up with the correct safe word, can implement a countless variety of romantic, intimate, and explicit functions to maximize the pain and/or pleasure you desire. Comes preloaded with over a dozen bondage positions. This setting can be activated or deactivated using the voice-activation feature or with the advanced eye-tracking software that can detect states of heightened arousal or anxiety based on the user's facial expressions, to make decisions about increasing or decreasing the intensity of the activity.

To receive your order, please send your name, phone number, and requested date-of-delivery. This model is only available for a limited time so act now while supplies last!