So, this post may ramble on a bit, but I hope I can keep you engaged till the end. First off, here’s my best dad joke. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasa B!

So anyway, I'm 29, and I'm from the South of England. I'm 6'2", I have long brown hair and a fluffy Viking type beard, olive skin, and I've got a bit of a dad bod but I've been working on it. So, a bit about me, I'm pretty nerdy. I love superhero stuff; Lord of the Rings, Ghibli, playing video games (Zelda is my all-time favourite), reading books and comics, and discovering new food too!

I'm looking to get to know someone, and maybe flirting to start off with, but ideally, I am looking for a long term partner. Do be warned that I have both a sarcastic and sadistic side to me aha. I would love someone who can also be a friend first, someone I can build up and trust as well as being a partner and having some laughs and fun with and just someone I can make smile randomly through the day. I also love phone calls, and I find it a great way to connect to someone.

My daddy side is all about the care and nurturing. I love being a caregiver, one who is the responsible one and to do what I can to make the little happy. I can also pull out the authority when needed too. Also sure-fire way to deal with brats is to steal the cookies and ice cream, and therefore evil genius is also one of my caregiver attributes! But more so, to do activities with them; to talk about their day and whether good or bad, to be there for them; to give them rules that enrich them but also make it fun to be little; and just to care for them.

I have much I can say about my kink side, and I of course love being sexual too, but I would want us to take time getting to know one another as people first alongside sharing memes and sassy banter. I will also say that I’m open to exploring a more switch side too, though I have little experience and it would not supersede the Daddy role.

Anyway so yeah, quite a long post but I hope I will have caught your attention 😊