About me
Teacher
Terrible Comedian
5'8" - Ideal spooning size
200lbs of lumpy dad muscle
Excellent Breakfast Cook -Eggs Benedict is my specialty
Animal Lover
Winner of a Beauty Contest in Monopoly
Spider Slayer
Car, Truck, and Home Owner
Hobbies
Amateur Tattoo Artist - i'll be happy to show you some of my work 😁.
Intermediate Powerlifter - I hope to compete one day.
Novice Strongman - I don't think I can hang with the big dogs in a competition, those guys are HUGE!
Perfumist - I design and craft custom colognes and perfumes as one of my hobbies.
Reviews:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "A true gentleman."
⭐"Stop asking me to review you weirdo"
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"So Sweet!" - My Best Friend Mike's Mom.
⭐⭐⭐⭐" Dad Jokes are On Point!".
⭐⭐⭐"Impeccable etiquette, but lost 2 stars for liking pineapple on his pizza."
Subreddit
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