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29 [M4F] #NewEngland #USA #Anywhere - Why didn't the block of cheddar want to be sliced?
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enthusiasticCrayfish is a male age 29 looking for a female in newengland
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Because it had... grater plans

Hi! I'm a soon to be unfortunately 30 year old in New England who is on the lookout for a certified gremlin cutie patootie to steal my hoodies on the sly.

I'm 5'11 with green eyes and auburn hair. I look quite young for my age, which is probably because of my incredibly pinchable cheeks. I tend to be quite talkative, so hopefully you're okay with that!

I'm looking for a sub/relationship. I'm very into DDLG, but the relationship is more important to me. I love laughing and doing all sorts of silly things/dates with my partner, so I'd love it if we had some stuff in common! I'm very into seeing live music, learning instruments, skiing, reading cheesy sci-fi/fantasy books, watching all kinds of shows, playing PC games, and constantly harassing my cats into loving me.

This next part is gonna sound a tad complainy, but I posted here recently and I felt like some of the people were sort of just using me as a therapist replacement of sorts. I am absolutely not looking to do that as I don't think that's fair to me or healthy for the other person at all in the long run. BUT if you think we'd get along well and are not going to do that, then please send me a message (and maybe bring some snacks)!

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