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29 [M4F] #NewEngland/Online - Looking for a nerdy dork to steal my hoodies
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enthusiasticCrayfish is a male age 29 looking for a female in NewEngland/Online
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What do you call a Japanese monster made of cheese?... A gorgonzilla

For starters I just want to say right off the bat that hardcore degradation and all that isn't my vibe and is a pretty big dealbreaker for me. Milder forms like name calling and that jazz can be fine, but nothing that's gonna make me feel genuinely awful after please haha. Oh and I posted this shamelessly a couple of times over the last couple weeks, but I have yet to find the person that's for me so I'm trying again!

Anyway, I'm looking for a real relationship as crazy as that might sound. Someone who wants to do nerdy things with me, go to see shows, will tell me my cooking is delicious, and will possibly enjoy ending the night on a cute little leash.

Also I'd love it if we had something in common! I love reading cheesy books, playing video games, making music, going to see live shows, impulsively spending an absurd amount of money on kitchen gadgets, watching an unhealthy amount of football and basketball, and taking way too many pictures of my adorable cats.

If you wanna chat some time then send me a message and tell me a little something about yourself like your favorite artist or your best cheesy joke. I'm also a big fan of hearing the weirdest dreams you've ever had, if you're looking for a fun ice breaker. I had this one dream fairly recently where I was fishing on a bass boat on a lake (something I literally never do LMAO), and I had to fend off boarding pirates with my fishing rod. It was absolutely awesome haha.

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