So without further ado, let's begin:

Firstly, I'm a genderfluid Daddy Domme seeking a nice girl to get to know. I'm a lot of things for you to get to know. These things often exist, you'll be surprised to learn, in a state of fluidity. I'm very sweet: I can also be a bully. I love both of these things about me. You should, too. It's important for me to be able to engage both of these passions. I don't want to just demean and degrade you, I gotta romance ya. That's just the way it's gotta be.

Secondly, I like things. Everybody likes things, I like things too. If you recognized the title of this post, you can surmise I'm a fan of Dropout shows. If you didn't recognize the reference, this was a weird thing to click on. Didn't really tell you much about much. Anyway. I also like punk music. I also like strategy video games. I also like sex. You know. I just like cool things. Just like the really cool things to like. Also I like Communism, too. You get it.

I have pink hair, a pink beard, I wear cute glasses. I'm often complimented on my lips by people who want to kiss me. Only one of my tits is pierced because I dropped the piercing from the other one down the shower drain and didn't have a replacement. I've got one of the cocks of all time. There's just no denying that my cock does what cocks are supposed to do (looks pretty and makes you nervous about anal).

I'm usually the smartest and funniest person in the room. The former, doesn't it do me any good. Mostly just gets me more responsibilities. The latter, though! That's my pride and joy. If you want to be charmed, amused, wooed, etc, I'm the girl for you. You want that. Everybody likes to be those things.

This paragraph is about sex. Congratulations. You read the other stuff, now you get to read this stuff. The titillation starts now! I'm a dominant. I don't switch. I'm all top, no bottom. I'm invested in pleasure. Your pleasure heightens my pleasure. Withholding your pleasure also heightens my pleasure. Pain is fun for me to play with. I like electricity. I like impact. I'm adventurous. I like degradation and humiliation. I love to give and receive praise. I'm real easy to butter up. I'm into being a bull, I'd love to have a cuckquean of my own. There's a lot of sex to have, we can talk about the rest of it.

Tell me something silly about you.