So you have clicked my post or you're seeing the preview of it, I welcome you to my ad then weary redditor and bid you greetings. Please note this post is long so keep both hands in the mine cart at all times or else you may lose them. Disclaimer: this daddy is a work in progress he is sold as is and has no warranty. This caregiver comes with some mental issues that are currently being worked on with a certified brain mechanic.

The meat of it all.

Ok so I am a bit of a goofball, a bit of a sadist and a soft daddy type that comes pre-installed dad jokes and a large parental nature. What I am trying to find is something that has been slipping through my fingers for quite some time since I have moved to Texas from North Carolina and that is friends in the lifestyle or just a random partner in crime (not actual crime just minor shenanigans that doesn't involve that goofy shit on the walls but please include the mozzarella sticks) someone to hang out on discord with or to text and find out about each others day.

My daddy side:

You're a little? Well awesome everyone refers to me as the big brother type if they don't know about my daddy mode side as I'm always watching out for them and imparting advice based on my life experiences. I also give free hugs both virtual and actual based on your location in proximity to my arms. I also love seeing little art projects and drawings and hey once my printer starts working I'll even print them out and put them on my fridge!

I've been in the mindset of a daddy-dom for a long time but have also wrestled with my sadistic side as well and it's hard to find someone that enjoys both. The bonus is that I can handle both sides well, be it someone needing something soft or someone that has that evil twist side.

Now my sadist side: (note this side is rare but does exist)

This side is much darker and also goes into enjoying the pet play side of a sub the feline and puppy subs out there.. I miss that feeling of someone curled up at my feet or wrapped around my leg as I work on the computer with the occasional nudge or nose of a person showing their affections. Yes pet play does interest me.

I also miss the feeling of grabbing a handful of hair and pulling a person to their toes in order to grab their attention and see the look of "oh shit I crossed the line" look in their eyes. I also miss that look you get when you go to touch a face gently and see the adoration and joy in a shared moment of affection.

Public me:

Now onto this the vanilla side of things and general descriptions. I currently own 2 cats and love all sorts of pets so I openly accept pictures of pets as they are all good girls/boys and deserve all the pets and love. I am usually always angry looking (so I hear but I promise I am not) I am 6'4 and yes I am a tater tot as I am chubby but it's more belly fat than overall fat..(I have discovered it's due to an actual medical condition) yes I'm working on losing it.

I don't care if you're young or old if you're a furry or you identify as a Ford fiesta or even an attack helicopter just be you and proud of it.

I am not a super outdoorsy person (Due to back and knee injury issues) but I do love to drive and explore and if you're local I'd love to explore the area.

I love movies and love sitting there watching or talking about them. Mostly sci fi and action movies and random documentaries as well as science shows.

I listen to weird music sometimes. I love all forms of music but I generally stay near metal and also random shit like Ninja Sex Party and TWRP and always open to new music suggestions. Currently also loving bands like Ghost and Sabaton as well.

Tldr: Chill as fuck old tater tot daddy/sadist man looking for friends and possible romance option (not required) for discord or local friendships with anyone above level 18 to chill with play games and laugh at life and its chaos. Seeking both online leading to possible IRL

Please do not apply if you're just seeking a secret relationship and or seeking to go behind someone's back.

Please do read the post though as it does include a lot of info. If you read all this then feel free to respond with your favorite game or color or animal. Happy hunting and never stop being awesome!