I’m just a little, and I wanna be happy,

But I’m really shleepy, and I need a nappy.

But…

I need a shower, cuz I’m feeling dirty,

But I’m too tired to even slip off my skirty.

But…

I’m also really horny, and I wanna buzz and diddle;

But I also wanna cry, cuz I’m just a little little.

But…

I really wanna cuddle in my brown ’n’ fuzzy onesie;

But this jewel is super-kyooty, and feels so good in my little bunsy.

But…

I really need a snack to fill my hungry belly.

I really wish someone would bring me crackers and some jelly.

But…

I saw this really interesting thing on the internet today;

But I really need to go outside to run and jump and play.

But...