Ladies, welcome! I hope you’re in the market for a tall, nerdy animal lover who loves to cuddle, shower his woman with affection while not taking life or himself too seriously. Physically I am a tall, slightly overweight man covered in body hair, perfect for snuggling up to! I rock the dad-bod, cookie-lover aesthetic, giant beard very much included.

I do not have children or religious beliefs. I am drug and disease free (recently tested) and a very light drinker. I am non judgemental in what others partake in, though! Very left-leaning politically with no patience for bigotry or bullshit. I am a one-woman kind of guy, looking to form something fun and long lasting with the right woman. I am open to kink dynamics in a relationship with the assumption that we would have a healthy relationship beforehand, and have a healthy dialogue and open communication.

In a partner I find intelligence, passion & curiosity to be very attractive traits. I grew up loving heroines like Sigourney Weaver’s Ripley & Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor. Accents, giggles and hair I can play with are all very welcome. Ideally you’ll be within a few years of my age, and a few hours from the EST timezone if long-distance. Frequent communication is important to me, with a preference towards voice calls sooner than later.

I value the simple and nerdy things in life, and would rather find my person to spend my life with rather than living a life of comfort and privilege. Board game nights, movie marathons, seeing the new museum exhibit and painting miniatures makes me a happy man. My dream is to open an animal sanctuary or hobby farm that could double as a human therapy center.

For work I am currently in a volunteer trial position at a local local food bank where I socialize with seniors and the food-insecure. I am finding great joy in making others feel safe, welcome, and cared for. I also help with tech support and security. My side gig is working as a problematic dog walker/sitter, which I also love. I also volunteer my time as a cat foster sitter and administrator. Adopt, don’t shop!

Hit me up with your ASL and a little blurb about yourself! ‘Hey’ is for horses!