Facts about moi:

• I work with smol humans for a living. I’m sure you can put two and two together.
• I’m somewhere on the LGBTQ spectrum. I just don’t know exactly where? I like what I like, ya know?
• One of my favorite past-time activities is trying to put together legos high.
• Listening to music high is also an experience (I do Delta since that’s what’s legal. If you’re anti-weed, then we aren’t a match. I don’t do it allll the time. I’m too broke for that life).
• Green Day is one of my favorite bands. I’ve been listening to them since I was 10!
  • The obsession was real. My ten-year-old self had a binder about the members with all the facts and pictures of them (Mostly Billie, he was my crush…and still is).
• I love love love traveling.
  • Please don’t be a giant grouch on vacations. Coworkers complain about their spouse being a shit on trips. Naw. Naw. I also like staying in, of course! But I’m not a homebody. I struggled during the COVID shutdown. Being cooped up SUCKED
• I have a spicy brain
  • I’m super duper ADHD. Fun times! I’m also like an anxious puppy. Woop woop.
• The most organized thing in my life is this list
• I like going to concerts. So, it’d be cool if you liked them too! Extra points if you like Dayseeker!
  • Would you want me to go alone and possibly get kidnapped? :(
• The Office and Parks and Rec are two of my favorite shows. I also like Bob’s Burgers and Avatar The Last Airbender.

Why you should date me:

• We can listen to emo bands together whenever you want Emo music can mean many things and I’m OK with that.
• You won’t get food poisoning from my cooking I can make more than Hamburger Helper and frozen pizzas. Though, the ranch burger hamburger helper is my fave.
  • Mexican is my favorite but I have no idea how to make that.
• I’m suuuper short. So, if you’re insecure about your height, I gotchu. I’ll make you feel tall..or taller!
  • I don’t care about height and it makes me sad that people feel insecure about something they can’t change.
• I’m a great small spoon…but I guess if you REALLY insist, I can be a jetpack.
• I’ll support your weird interests…even if it’s being a clown at birthday parties.