Hello! I've decided to make lists...who doesn't like a good list? Will anyone actually read the whole thing? We'll see! I hope this formats correctly.

Facts about Meee:

• I work with smol humans for a living. I’m sure you can put two and two together.
• I’m *somewhere* on the LGBTQ spectrum. I just don’t know exactly where? I like what I like, ya know?
  • Maybe this is a great way for us to bond!
• One of my favorite past-time activities is trying to put together legos high.
  • Listening to music high is also an experience (I do Delta since that’s what’s legal. If you’re anti-weed, then we aren’t a match. I don’t do it allll the time. I’m too broke for that life).
• Green Day is one of my favorite bands. I’ve been listening to them since I was 10!
  • The obsession was real. My ten-year-old self had a binder about the members with all the facts and pictures of them (Mostly Billy)
  • If you want, I can make a binder about you, too! If you're into that kind of thing.
• I love love love traveling.
  • Please don’t be a giant grouch on vacations. Coworkers complain about their spouse being a shit on trips. Naw. Naw.
  • I also like staying in, of course! But I’m not a homebody. I struggled during the COVID shutdown. Being cooped up SUCKED
• I have a spicy brain
  • I’m super duper ADHD. Fun times! I’m also like an anxious puppy. Woop woop.
  • The most organized thing in my life is this list
• I like going to concerts. So, it’d be cool if you liked them too!
  • Would you want me to go alone and possibly get kidnapped? :(
• The Office and Parks and Rec are two of my favorite shows. I also like Bob’s Burgers and Avatar The Last Airbender.

Why you should date me:

• We can listen to emo bands together whenever you want
  • Emo music can mean many things and I’m OK with that.
• You won’t get food poisoning from my cooking
  • I can make more than Hamburger Helper and frozen pizzas. Though, the ranch burger hamburger helper is my fave.
  • I’m probably going to have a Trader Joe’s pizza for dinner. I really like the onion and ham pizza. It’s bussin bussin (did I really say that word?)
• I’m suuuper short. So, if you’re insecure about your height, I gotchu. I’ll make you feel tall..or taller!
  • I don’t care about height and it makes me sad that people feel insecure about something they can’t change.
  • I’m a great small spoon…but I guess if you REALLY insist, I can be a jetpack.
  • I probably won't fight you for patting me on the head or using me as an armrest
• I work with small children...so, I have a pretty high tolerance for shenanigans. I'm pretty patient
  • Unless I'm anxious or overstimulated, then I probably need a hug. No one is perfect!
• I'm awkward as hell (therapists have even told me...oop). So, if you're awkward...I can make you look less awkward OR we can be awkward together. Yay.
  • Maybe you'll even find it endearing.
• I'd put a lot into consideration into what your love language is.
  • This is important in loving you the way you need to be loved.
• I'll support you in your dreams
  • Even if it's you being batman at birthday parties