I'm Edward an awkward Latino guy from the Inland Empire in Southern California. A thick Papi, who's an illusive, nerdy, misanthropic homebody, with a charmingly self-deprecating sense of humor that ranges from dark, to irreverent, to puerile, but still pretty affectionate and in need of human affection as much as I hate to admit.

I'm Indoorsy, into console gaming (Xbox, Switch,) reading, sci-fi, anime, firearms, listening to, and making music, the paranormal, cryptids, conspiracy theories, ghosts, the occult, and ufology. 420 friendly obviously, and I love cooking, I would really like someone to actually cook for.

I'm looking for a young woman who isn't materialistic or into casual relationships and doesn't have kids or wants them, for a long term monogamous relationship. A woman who is nurturing, kind, and affectionate. I like most types of women especially paleness, big/chubby/thick girls, fellow nerds, gamers, stoners, introverts, egirls, homebodies, oh clingy and needy are a plus, lol and those illusive goth girls (or any alt girl) who hate the sun as much as I do, lol.

I just want some closeness and affection with someone cute, and loyal who knows I exist and is actually glad I'm here. So if you're interested please send a picture of yourself, and include your favorite food or I won't reply, sorry. thank you for your time and good luck!