Hey there.

I'm James, 30 years old, male, and sad about the election. But I don't like to dwell. So, while Mike Pence might be trying to find a way to electrocute the gay out of people, I'm going to focus on something fun and interesting: sending Drunk Christmas Cards to people on the Internet.

Of course, that's not ALL there is to know about me. I wrote two eBooks, gonna publish a third soon, I hope. I am a computer programmer and enjoy going to the beach, so long as it's warm. I live in Missouri, and will send you a card, anywhere in the world, if you want. For free! And if you leave me a note in the note section, it'll be a better card than something that has a drunken scrawl of, "Merry Christmas! Or whatever you like. Holidays? Drunkmas? Peanut Butter?"

If you want a sober Christmas Card, just untick the "intoxicated" checkbox.

So. What's up? Ask me anything.

Edit: Apparently I lost between 0 and 14 signups this morning. Please try submitting again if you haven't; I corrected the database error causing it.

Thank you.