I had this situationship, way back in the day before situationship was a word.......It was volatile, it was messed up, it was red hot, and the sex was out of this world. Worst shithole in the world (or at least, in the running), and we just.........ugh. It was great.

Over the years, he's popped up in. my brain, just brief fantasies, and then gone again. But he has one of the most common names EVER so looking him up was impossible, even with my masterful Google-Fu.n Until last night, on a website previously unknown to me, I stumbled upon him. And yes, it really is him. And then I saw recent pictures.....

My vagina dried up. Instantly. Not with a 10ft pole. Not anything. My fantasies are now very sad.