I am thinking of:

• food service (though, I am afraid that my slow pace of working will upset the boss so much that they will just fire me)
• retail (again, my slow pace of working will upset the boss)
• hospitality (I have worked as a barista before, so I have that kind of experience. I would love to work full-time as a coffee barista, putting that skillset to work. I can make coffee fine, but it's the non-coffee-making stuff that slows me down. I would also love working in the hotels and airports... if I can get in.)
• tutoring (I once did serve as an online English tutor and prepared lesson plans. It's not sustainable, though. I need a real day job.)
• Amazon Warehouse (I wish I can work at Amazon Warehouse but I can't find any positions near me. I would have to consider relocation if I were to work at a faraway place.)
• Crayola Manufacturing Plant worker (I wish I could get in, but I wonder how competitive that would be... and I may have to re-locate given that it's manufactured in Pennsylvania. I wonder if I can apply to overseas Crayola positions as a US citizen, and take advantage of the lower pay and lower cost of living there.)
• Wastewater Plant Operator (Not sure how to get in, or what requirements the people want, or if they are willing to train complete n00bs.)
• bookkeeper (I may need to get volunteer positions... but who will want me when I only have experience with my own personal budgets?)
• going overseas and becoming a TEFL/TESOL teacher (that is, IF I can get in)
• UberEats/DoorDash driver (cool, but it is kind of risky and unsustainable long-term)

Any ideas???