As a palaeontologist who occasionally plays with fellow palaeontologists, I felt this was a necessity. Could maybe do with a few more white cards, but oh well.

B:

• Dr Sattler, I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of _____.

• _____ is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas, and I'm going to be there when you learn that.

• So much for our first tour; two no shows, one sick Triceratops and _____.

• What you call _____, I call.. The rape of the natural world.

• Even Nedry knew better than to mess with _____.

• Are you saying you wouldn't want to get onto Isla Sorna and study _____, if you had the chance?

• God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates _____.

• T. rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants _____.

• Don't go into _____!

• Daddy, daddy, this is a herbivore and that's _____.

W:

• Clocking a T. rex at 32 miles per hour.

• A flock of Galli.. Galli.. Galli.. GALLIMIMUS!

• A Dilophosaurus spitting venom at its prey, causing blindness, and eventually paralysis.

• A Brachiosaurus that looks like it has a cold.

• A Compsognathus that has no reason to fear man.

• Taking dinosaurs off this island.

• Sparing no expense!

• Jeff Goldblum's lusciously hairy chest.

• Wearing a nice hat and looking like a secret agent.

• A Velociraptor calling for help.

• Reverse Darwinism.

• A Spinosaurus that's swallowed a satellite phone.

• Stealing dinosaur embryos.

• The white rabbit object.

• Butterfingers.

• New one: "Acutally going into the long grass".

Bonus palaeontological cards:

B:

• This week, Dave Peters released a new paper claiming pterosaurs evolved from _____.

W:

• The idiot that lost Amphicoelias fragillimus.

• The Motherfucking Pterodactyl.

• The Motherfucking Bear-o-dactyl.