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Rick, Morty, and Summer broke time into 64 different hypothetical shards, got arrested by a floating 4th-dimentional testicle, and Rick sacrificed himself by jumping into the space of Schrodinger's cats. He wasn't OK with that last one.
Morty killed an assassin to save a mind reading fart that poops gold, only to kill him later. Said Fart continually drugs people by singing about Moonmen.
Rick dates an entire planet's worth of aliens simultaneously. Morty and Summer get a monument built in their favour, burgers, and experience a nipple race war.
The family kills a female refrigerator, Shakespeare, a photo-obsessed raptor, an Amish cyborg, a pencil who screwed up and ended up with an eraser on his head, the family butler, a ghost in a jar, a wizard baby, and a giraffe with a short neck and long body. Beth shot a long-time family friend.
Rick and Morty try to get rid of an important religious symbol by making a hit song, but only makes more of them come. The government tries to kill them, but only makes them mad, and they try to destroy Earth. Ice-T saves everyone.
Rick and Morty go inside a battery with an entire civilisation inside, who created a battery with an entire civilisation inside, who is close to creating a battery with an entire civilisation inside, which Rick, Morty, and Zeep get stuck in. Rick's personal GLaDOS causes worldwide spider peace, and Summer ruins ice cream with her boobs out.
Rick clones himself as a teenager and transfers his mind into that body so he and his grand-kids can go kill a gym teacher. Rick's body refuses to let Rick go back to his oldhahaha body, despite Rick creating more music, which seems to have worked in the past. Summer falls in love with Alex Hirsch.
While Jerry tries to have his penis surgically removed and put into a meth-addict's heart, Rick and Morty watch interdimensional cable. These shows include and advertisement for a cereal made of alien body parts, a cooking show starring a
sesameSiamese twin while the other half does the news, a show about personal space, funny improv music about some now dead guy's job, and how a plumbus is made.Rick pressures Morty into watching some Amish cats fight to the death to prevent crimes happening in the future, but one of the Amish cats steals their car, and now Morty has to cut back to three weeks earlier when the lighthouse owner was still alive. This is ultimately solved with two Iron Men killing some rich people.
After the bride ruins Birdperson's wedding, a hulked-out Tom Kenny beats her up long enough for Rick and his family to try and seek refuge in a tiny planet, a planet on the cob, and a planet where the sun screams for 42 hours. Rick gets arrested by the bureaucrat fly people.
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