• WANTED: Young Personal Assistant in the San Francisco Bay area for demeaning, white entrepreneur in his 50’s. Age-appropriately out of shape, fat and bald. Expect long hours and bad pay, regular harassment and abuse (verbal and otherwise). Alternate job titles may be Cunt, Whore, Slave or similar appropriate derogatories.

• Attractive (recent photo required) college graduates under the age of 26 only! "Right Fit" more important than education or work experience. Expect to be tested for "Right Fit" during oral 'interview' as well as otherwise.

• Charisma and personal appearance are important. The successful candidate will be expected to dress, groom, and present themselves as directed during interview as well as later while “on duty.”

• If hired expect criticism and discipline for substandard and standard performance from highly demanding boss. Constant and extensive training, criticism, discipline and review processes to achieve customer, client and employer (my) satisfaction.

• Equal opportunity discrimination assured for minorities. Low wage in accordance with skill set and abilities, depending on interview performance. Feminists, Progressives and Leftist apply on their own risk (hatemail welcome though).

• Address your cover letter to Sir, Master or similar at [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) with recent picture of what you will wear for me to the interview with 2 outfits minimum for me to choose from.

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