Job Description:

Girlfriend

Taking applications to be my girlfriend! lol

A little bit about me:

- Male, 21

- I probably have mild ADHD and autism (both self-diagnosed, so take with a grain of salt.) (however, I am fairly confident in the former and somewhat confident in the latter). you can see my previous post for all the juicy details lol.

- I like being creative and using my imagination. Making my own music/video game, enjoying movies, being a movie critic, enjoying art of all forms. Anime (OPM, Paprika, Studio Ghibli, Cowboy Bebop, Arcane, Neon Genesis), TV shows (uhhh.. Stranger things), Books (Magic tree house (lol), Artemeis fowl, The Martian, Dune).

- I believe in equal relationships. 50/50.

- I have grown quite a bit since my last post. I learned a lot about myself and met a lot of kind, helpful, accepting people like me.

- I am south campus. Making time is.... a struggle, but for the right person anything can be done.

- following that, I am a nerd. I have specific interests and am very passionate about those. Some of those interests can be... technical. I may spout nonsense about them on occasion.

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- have never properly dated/had a girlfriend. I have been on 2 dates but those were such sad, cringey, miserly affairs I almost want to forget them. (and it was cringe on my part, mind you)

- but, I will do my best. love language is quality time (i think). I like to think I am a romantic. I will take care of you and you take care of me. I am sane (mostly). INTP/ENTP if you're curious. I am generally calm (or excited) and almost never get angry. obviously I have no experience in bed but will do my best to please you. time to apply that theoretical knowledge, aw yeah. ^{gonna be able to add "hands-on experience" to my resume lol}

- toxic people can fuck off

- astrology can also fuck off

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Minimum Requirements:

- 3.0 GPA minimum

- jk

- Female

- 18

- be ok with my autism / ADHD tendencies

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Preferred Qualifications:

- 20 (junior year ) -I'm judging our match based on your mental maturity, but I'm a 4th year so graduating soon

- also have ADHD or autism (bonus if you have both) (certainly not a must, but it automatically guarantees some compatibility)

- also enjoy being creative/creative things. looking for an artsy kinda girl. bonus points if you draw/play instruments (show me how pls).

- is also a nerd. I will look at you with adoring eyes as you tell me about whatever topic you're obsessed with. As long as you return the favor.

- please have good taste in music pls pls pls pls

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Click Here to Apply

To expedite things, why don't you send me a little resume if you're interested! Please include:

- age

- major/year

- some basic interests that you have

- your answer to: "is water wet?" and "is a hot dog a sandwich?" ^{and did I take this theme too far}