I have incredibly high standards and YOU just might be the one to flame me for it. Personally, I would love to beat the r/bruindating allegations and find a perfect specimen who is the following:

Gender: Any 👍
Age: 18-21
Appearance: If I were to post a candid of you, I wouldn't get destroyed in the groupchat (you must be very attractive because the groupchat is ruthless).
Major: STEM, and if you're feeling even more mythical, pre-med as well.
Interests: Anything where there could feasibly be a Discord server of it. Believe me, I can get into almost anything.

And as for me? Oh, you're in for a treat... I'm female (what?!), Asian (no way...), and a first year (impossible!) so you already know I'm approximately 20% of the UCLA population.

My pros:
- Hmm...

My cons:
- My sense of humor is so metaironic I can't laugh at normal jokes
- My major makes no money :(
- I look like every single asian girl ever (good for ppl with yellow fever)

Accepting serious applications or people who want to say kys. The latter is doing an admirable job harassing minorities online and will be compensated with volunteer hours for their work. Also accepting friend applications. Be funny and I will swipe you into a dining hall or food truck of your choice.