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Overhearing my young sons discussing sex and drugs, and trying to pretend that I didn't have similar conversations at that age
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My 2 sons - 10 & 14 years old - have a friend over for dinner this evening. Said friend is 13. After spending most of the evening excitedly chasing eachother about, and stamping on my poor downstairs neighbour's ceiling whilst pretending to murder eachother with daggers made of Lego, they grew tired of my 'sshhhh-ing' them, and switched to playing xbox. I'm minding my own business in the kitchen, cooking dinner and mostly just trying to shut-out the sensory overload. The subject of login passwords arises.....

Friend - let me guess, your password is 42042069

Me - 😱😬🤔

14 year old son - hahahahahaha......close!!

Me - 😱😭🤭 what?!?!?!!!

Always curious 10 year old son - what does that mean?

Me - Nothing interesting - (glares at the teenagers) - you 2........sshhh.

10 year old gets straight on to google - 420 means you smoke Marry-jew-arna cigarettes 😱🤣🤣 Joe Mama! dabs

Me - no more google tonight, guys.....how about a game of Uno?! 😅😬🥴🥴

10 year old - what's 69?

Me - (flips the switch on the router) THE INTERNET JUST DIED!! What a shame.....Who fancies that game of Uno? 😳

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