I'm M49, shaved head, grey short beard, glasses, 6ft2, average size body with tattoos. Usually smart dressed.

What am I looking for? That's a crazy question to ask a guy... I don't know. I'll know when I find it... I'm looking for a hassle free fun relationship. I don't want to know when you are going to the supermarket... I don't care if you're going to the pub with your mates... I don't need to know if you're having an affair with your boss... it makes no difference to me...

What's my type? I don't have a type. I like all shapes, hair colour... I don't like bad hygiene... I'd like to think you can string a few words together and don't look like you've had an argument with your dentist half way through your treatment...

What can I offer? Well... I don't wanna sound like I'm being big headed... I'm told that: I'm funny, good looking, handsome, entertaining, easy to talk to with an impressive imagination and I'm adventurous. Intelligent, witty and certainly don't feel like the age I am. Sometimes sarcastic, cheeky or even smutty. HAPPY.

I'm basically a horny old man, single, but has a child who lives with me who has SEN. I don't get loads of free time, but when I do I love to get naked with females. What I want is someone who can, for the time we spend together make me feel wanted. I want to feel some passion. I want to be teased and then treated. I want to be kissed like you haven't been touched by a man in a year, i want to be fucked like it's your last time on earth. I want to have you look me in the eyes and make me feel your desire.

Bucket list:

Either something I've done or want to do again... feel free to ask if any of these get your attention!

Car Fantasy. Behind Hedge on busy road. Van on the beach. Sand dunes. Balcony. Jacuzzi Hotel Room. Fuck stranger without talking. Outside FFM Photographer / Model

Boom... there you go... feel free to DM me. Don't all send them at the same time as I'll struggle to reply to you all.