I went to a Brexit Pizza Party last night. It was awful. We were promised the tastiest pizza options. About 100 of us turned up but 52 said we should only have anchovies and pineapple pizza.

"Pizza means pizza" they said. Nobody knew what that meant but them, we thought, so we went along with it. But some of the hard Pizzateers didn't even want cheese. This delayed finalising the order, and then the pizza delivery shop said it was going to have to close soon, because it was almost midnight.

The Pizzateers blamed the pizza company and the 48 people who weren't helping settle the order for the pizza they never wanted. As I left everyone was hungry and arguing, and were unsure whether they wanted the horrible pizza or no pizza at all. :(