You're hilarious and I love you.

Backstory (I swear this is related to breastfeeding): my husband is the only member of his company who works in our city, so they rent him this swanky, fun coworking space.

In the first couple of weeks, he brought in a little carton of half and half to sit in the fridge, but I guess other people used it. (Note: half and half = cream for his coffee, from a cow)

Two weeks ago now, he had the novel idea to bring in a nondescript container with half and half in it.

He said a woman approached him a bit aggressively when he was pouring some half and half into his coffee.

She said, "What are you doing? Why do you have that?"

Husband: "it's just half and half. I had to bring it in this container so other people wouldn't use it."

Awesome woman: "right, ok, well that makes sense. Do you know that bag is for?"

Husband: "well yea, it's my wife's bag to store breastmilk in for our daughter. I didnt think anyone would know that though. Do you want some half and half?"

Awesome woman: "oh no, I knew what it was. ... No, no thanks. I'll pass"

🤣🤣🤣

(If it's not clear, this is one of those silicone reusable bags for milk.)