Can someone tell me why my s/o takes forevvvverrrrrr to go anywhere?!

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I gave him a heads up 30 minutes ago that he had 20 minutes to finish up on the computer so we could go to the arcade. Guess who still isn't off the computer?

This happens every fucking day. Yesterday he had two, yes TWO twenty minute man shits before we went out- once before we went to the store, once before we were taking the kids to the park. AND BEFORE WE WENT TO THE STORE HE TOOK AN HOUR TO GET OFF HIS GAME. Then his poop. So dinner ended up being done at 9PM instead of 7:30.

I am so fucking annoyed I could scream. But I know how that would go- he'd get defensive and angry back. Even though I have repeated myself a billion times that we need to go. AND HE JUST GOT IN THE SHOWER. 20 MINUTES AFTER WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE. FUCK ME.

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