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I've been sedating my son against his will...
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...by putting lavender Epsom salts and lavender bubble bath in his bath at night. And not the Johnson's baby crap, the full strength Dr. Teals formula. The first time I put it in his tub he said he didn't like it because it made him feel 'fatigued', so I've been sneakily mixing it into his baths ever since. Sorry kid, I just love how fucking chill you are after all that magnesium hits your bloodstream. Easy (and in some cases, early) bedtime for mom so she can get to her snacks and Netflix on schedule!

Seriously thank God for bathtime. And Dr. Teals. And overly trusting children.

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