Sorry folks, gotta throw eggs at the proverbial wall.

Whole house has a fever...like it's bad. I'm the one doing the child rearing and 98% of the housework. I'm also very sick. He sleeps all day. I get normal sleep. 4 year old decides to come home early. Partner stays home from work for the 2nd day in a row. He wants ice cream...my 29 year old partner. I warn him about dairy on a sicky stomach.

He pukes on the living room floor. This is not the 1st time. He used to come drunk and puke everywhere in the bathroom. But, He just lays there and pukes. I bring him the mop bucket, he tells me to fuck off. Yall. This mfer used to yell at me while I had morning sickness. "Bet you can't handle pregnancy" boy oh boy. He also didn't clean up his mess. I did and it got all under the couch. I also had to clean up his snot. I give him tissues??? Guess it does not compute. Just earlier today he was bragging about having a wife to do the laundry because he doesn't know how. I said that's so fucked up and stupid. You were failed as a young adult. Is this how parents raise their boys so they can have a 2nd mommy? Sad! I wish I was making this up.